Disorders

Acid Reflux

Your basic attack becomes a lobbed shot with splash damage but deals 2 damage to you.

Acid Reflux

Your basic attack becomes a lobbed shot with splash damage but deals 2 damage to you.

Acute Stress Reaction: Fight

-2

Gain +6 Strength while you have 5 or fewer HP.

Acute Stress Reaction: Fight

-2

Gain +6 Strength while you have 5 or fewer HP.

Acute Stress Reaction: Flight

-2

Gain +6 Speed while you have 5 or fewer HP.

Acute Stress Reaction: Flight

-2

Gain +6 Speed while you have 5 or fewer HP.

Addict

Start each battle with 2 All Stats Down. Gain All Stats Up 3 whenever you eat a pill. You have a 50% chance to find a pill at the end of each battle.

Addict

Start each battle with 2 All Stats Down. Gain All Stats Up 3 whenever you eat a pill. You have a 50% chance to find a pill at the end of each battle.

ADHD

+1+2

You have 5 seconds to make decisions, or else this cat acts on its own.

ADHD

+1+2

You have 5 seconds to make decisions, or else this cat acts on its own.

Albinism

Fire damage you take inflicts +3 Burn. Your basic attack has a 25% chance to inflict Fear.

Albinism

Fire damage you take inflicts +3 Burn. Your basic attack has a 25% chance to inflict Fear.

Anemia

When you take damage, you have a 10% chance to gain Bleed 1. Gain 2 Charge for each damage you take from Bleed.

Anemia

When you take damage, you have a 10% chance to gain Bleed 1. Gain 2 Charge for each damage you take from Bleed.

Anxiety

+10% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance. When you take damage, run away from the source.

Anxiety

+10% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance. When you take damage, run away from the source.

Autism

+2-2

The abilities you were born with cost 2 less mana. Your other spells cost 1 more mana.

Autism

+2-2

The abilities you were born with cost 2 less mana. Your other spells cost 1 more mana.

Bad Gas

On the first round, take your turn last. At the start of that turn, do a Mega Fart attack that inflicts Poison 2.

Bad Gas

On the first round, take your turn last. At the start of that turn, do a Mega Fart attack that inflicts Poison 2.

Bipolar Disorder

+5+5+5

Start each battle with either +5 Intelligence, +5 Charisma and +5 Speed or All Stats Down 2.

Bipolar Disorder

+5+5+5

Start each battle with either +5 Intelligence, +5 Charisma and +5 Speed or All Stats Down 2.

Bird Flu

Start each battle in Mockingbird Form. You have a 20% chance to recover at the end of each battle. Contagious.

Bird Flu

Start each battle in Mockingbird Form. You have a 20% chance to recover at the end of each battle. Contagious.

Black Fetin

You have a 10% chance to be AI controlled each turn. When an ally cat is downed, restore all your mana.

Black Fetin

You have a 10% chance to be AI controlled each turn. When an ally cat is downed, restore all your mana.

Blessing of Glorg

-2

You can unequip cursed items.

Blessing of Glorg

-2

You can unequip cursed items.

Blood Frenzy

When you kill any unit, gain a Bonus Turn with Madness.

Blood Frenzy

When you kill any unit, gain a Bonus Turn with Madness.

Boils

-2+1

You spawn a puddle of creep whenever you get hit. You can't equip face armor.

Boils

-2+1

You spawn a puddle of creep whenever you get hit. You can't equip face armor.

Borrowed Time

+50% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance. Doomed 3.

Borrowed Time

+50% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance. Doomed 3.

Brain Damage

+2

You can't use item actions.

Brain Damage

+2

You can't use item actions.

Brain Dead

-10-5

Gain twice as many stats when you level up. +1 Reroll when leveling up.

Brain Dead

-10-5

Gain twice as many stats when you level up. +1 Reroll when leveling up.

Brave

Take your turn earlier. Immune to Fear and Madness. Attacks against you never miss.

Brave

Take your turn earlier. Immune to Fear and Madness. Attacks against you never miss.

Broken Limb

-2+2

You can't equip trinkets or consumables.

Broken Limb

-2+2

You can't equip trinkets or consumables.

Cancer

At the end of each battle, lose 3 random stats permanently and gain a random mutation.

Cancer

At the end of each battle, lose 3 random stats permanently and gain a random mutation.

Charred

+4

Bruise 1. You cannot be Burned.

Charred

+4

Bruise 1. You cannot be Burned.

Chungus

+4

Chungus

+4

Covid

Start each battle with All Stats Down, Poison 1, and Weakness 1. Your basic attack inflicts Poison 1 and Weakness 1. 15% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

Covid

Start each battle with All Stats Down, Poison 1, and Weakness 1. Your basic attack inflicts Poison 1 and Weakness 1. 15% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

Crohn's Disease

At the end of your turn, you have a 20% chance to poop all over the place!

Crohn's Disease

At the end of your turn, you have a 20% chance to poop all over the place!

Dark One

At end of your turn, deal 1 damage to all units and heal for the damage dealt. Whenever you down an ally gain All Stats Up.

Dark One

At end of your turn, deal 1 damage to all units and heal for the damage dealt. Whenever you down an ally gain All Stats Up.

Declawed

-3+2

You can't equip weapons.

Declawed

-3+2

You can't equip weapons.

Deep Cut

-2

Bleed 1. You can't equip trinkets or consumables. Bonus ability: Bloodzerk.

Deep Cut

-2

Bleed 1. You can't equip trinkets or consumables. Bonus ability: Bloodzerk.

Deja Vu

10% chance to cancel actions. Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.

Deja Vu

10% chance to cancel actions. Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.

Depression

-1-1-1-1-1-1-1

Adjacent units get All Stats Down 2.

Depression

-1-1-1-1-1-1-1

Adjacent units get All Stats Down 2.

Diabetes

When you end your turn, if you haven't eaten food, gain All Stats Down and Confusion 1. Each time you eat food, cleanse all your debuffs and gain +1 Intelligence.

Diabetes

When you end your turn, if you haven't eaten food, gain All Stats Down and Confusion 1. Each time you eat food, cleanse all your debuffs and gain +1 Intelligence.

Distemper

At the end of each battle gain +10% crit chance, +25% crit damage, and +5% miss chance. Permanently. You can't equip face armor.

Distemper

At the end of each battle gain +10% crit chance, +25% crit damage, and +5% miss chance. Permanently. You can't equip face armor.

Down's Syndrome

+3-8+7

Down's Syndrome

+3-8+7

Dwarfism

-2+2-2+2+2

+10% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance.

Dwarfism

-2+2-2+2+2

+10% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance.

Dysentery

50% chance to make a burning poop directly behind you when you end your turn.

Dysentery

50% chance to make a burning poop directly behind you when you end your turn.

Dyskinesia

When you end your movement, knockback all adjacent units 1 tile.

Dyskinesia

When you end your movement, knockback all adjacent units 1 tile.

Dyslexia

Swap 3's and 5's in the mana costs and damage values of your spells while in a battle. 6's and 9's are also swapped.

Dyslexia

Swap 3's and 5's in the mana costs and damage values of your spells while in a battle. 6's and 9's are also swapped.

Eating Disorder

Double the effects of your consumables but you are confused on how to eat them.

Eating Disorder

Double the effects of your consumables but you are confused on how to eat them.

Ebola

Start each battle with Bleed 3. Your basic attack inflicts Bleed 2. 5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

Ebola

Start each battle with Bleed 3. Your basic attack inflicts Bleed 2. 5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

Elephantiasis

At the end of each battle, gain -1 Speed and +2 starting Shield permanently. After 8 battles, gain Trample.

Elephantiasis

At the end of each battle, gain -1 Speed and +2 starting Shield permanently. After 8 battles, gain Trample.

Empath

Take 1 damage when you deal damage. Your heals heal for 1 extra.

Empath

Take 1 damage when you deal damage. Your heals heal for 1 extra.

Eternal Youth

+1+1+1

You are a kitten... forever!

Eternal Youth

+1+1+1

You are a kitten... forever!

Fatty Liver

+8

Whenever you lose HP, you permanently lose 1 Constitution.

Fatty Liver

+8

Whenever you lose HP, you permanently lose 1 Constitution.

Feline Aids

Your basic attack inflicts Poison 3 and Weakness 1. Inflict Poison 3 and Weakness 1 on units that contact you. Gain -1 Constitution and -1 Speed at the end of each battle permanently.

Feline Aids

Your basic attack inflicts Poison 3 and Weakness 1. Inflict Poison 3 and Weakness 1 on units that contact you. Gain -1 Constitution and -1 Speed at the end of each battle permanently.

Fidgety

When you end your turn, automatically use your weapon on a random unit in range, for free.

Fidgety

When you end your turn, automatically use your weapon on a random unit in range, for free.

Flaming Fists

Your basic attacks inflict Burn 1. Start with Burn 1.

Flaming Fists

Your basic attacks inflict Burn 1. Start with Burn 1.

Fossilized

+2

Slide like a rock whenever you get hit.

Fossilized

+2

Slide like a rock whenever you get hit.

Gambling Addiction

+33% miss chance. 100% critical hit chance.

Gambling Addiction

+33% miss chance. 100% critical hit chance.

Gargantuan

+10+5-10

You are permanently immobile.

Gargantuan

+10+5-10

You are permanently immobile.

Gastritis

At the end of your turn, fart and Poison all adjacent units.

Gastritis

At the end of your turn, fart and Poison all adjacent units.

GIGACHAD

-5+8

GIGACHAD

-5+8

Gigantism

+2-2+2-2-2

Trample.

Gigantism

+2-2+2-2-2

Trample.

Head Trauma

-3

You can't equip head armor. Your Collarless spells cost -2 mana.

Head Trauma

-3

You can't equip head armor. Your Collarless spells cost -2 mana.

Hypersomnia

Start each battle asleep and with full health.

Hypersomnia

Start each battle asleep and with full health.

Hypomania

Start each battle with 3 bonus turns, then never take a turn.

Hypomania

Start each battle with 3 bonus turns, then never take a turn.

Immortal

All damage you take is reduced to 1. When you take damage, suffer a random injury.

Immortal

All damage you take is reduced to 1. When you take damage, suffer a random injury.

Impostor Syndrome

You're quite suspicious…

Impostor Syndrome

You're quite suspicious…

Incontinence

When you take damage, pee yourself.

Incontinence

When you take damage, pee yourself.

Infestation

At the start of your turn, you have a 50% chance to spawn a Maggot Familiar and 15% chance to spawn an enemy Flea.

Infestation

At the start of your turn, you have a 50% chance to spawn a Maggot Familiar and 15% chance to spawn an enemy Flea.

Insomnia

You can't fall asleep. You can move an extra time each turn. Exhaustion sets in on round 3.

Insomnia

You can't fall asleep. You can move an extra time each turn. Exhaustion sets in on round 3.

Intestinal Prolapse

You receive double damage from behind.

Intestinal Prolapse

You receive double damage from behind.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome

When you take damage, poop.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome

When you take damage, poop.

Kamikaze

You explode when you are downed.

Kamikaze

You explode when you are downed.

Kidney Stone

When you end your turn take 1 damage and pass a kidney stone.

Kidney Stone

When you end your turn take 1 damage and pass a kidney stone.

Leprosy

Bruise 2. When you get hit, spawn a food pickup.

Leprosy

Bruise 2. When you get hit, spawn a food pickup.

Lycanthropy

33% chance to enter Wolf Form at the start of your turn.

Lycanthropy

33% chance to enter Wolf Form at the start of your turn.

Munchausen by Proxy

If you have a 2nd disorder, all other cats in your party gain it at the start of each battle.

Munchausen by Proxy

If you have a 2nd disorder, all other cats in your party gain it at the start of each battle.

Narcolepsy

At the end of your turn, fall asleep, heal 10 HP and gain 7 mana.

Narcolepsy

At the end of your turn, fall asleep, heal 10 HP and gain 7 mana.

Necrophage

At the start of your turn, if there's a dead body near you, move towards it and eat it to gain All Stats Up and heal 4 HP.

Necrophage

At the start of your turn, if there's a dead body near you, move towards it and eat it to gain All Stats Up and heal 4 HP.

Necrosis

+2+2

When you take damage, you get -1 Constitution, -1 Strength, and spawn poisoned food.

Necrosis

+2+2

When you take damage, you get -1 Constitution, -1 Strength, and spawn poisoned food.

Nudist

+5

+50% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance. You can't wear armor.

Nudist

+5

+50% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance. You can't wear armor.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Bonus Ability: Groom At the end of your turn, if you didn't use Groom, take 2 damage.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Bonus Ability: Groom At the end of your turn, if you didn't use Groom, take 2 damage.

Orange Fetin

You have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn. When you kill an enemy, gain 3 mana and heal 2 hp.

Orange Fetin

You have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn. When you kill an enemy, gain 3 mana and heal 2 hp.

Osteogenesis Imperfecta

+2+2+2

When you're downed, you get injured an extra time.

Osteogenesis Imperfecta

+2+2+2

When you're downed, you get injured an extra time.

Pacifist

You can't kill units. If you end your turn without using your basic attack gain 7 mana.

Pacifist

You can't kill units. If you end your turn without using your basic attack gain 7 mana.

Paranoia

When a unit ends its movement directly behind you, attack it and gain Fear.

Paranoia

When a unit ends its movement directly behind you, attack it and gain Fear.

Paraplegic

+2

The range of all your movement, dash, and jump abilities are capped at 1 unless they teleport. Enemies won't prioritize attacking you.

Paraplegic

+2

The range of all your movement, dash, and jump abilities are capped at 1 unless they teleport. Enemies won't prioritize attacking you.

Phony

+2

Start each battle with full mana. You can't regenerate mana.

Phony

+2

Start each battle with full mana. You can't regenerate mana.

Pica

When you collect a coin or scrap pickup, heal instead of gaining the pickup's normal effect.

Pica

When you collect a coin or scrap pickup, heal instead of gaining the pickup's normal effect.

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

When you take damage, gain Fear and +2 Damage.

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

When you take damage, gain Fear and +2 Damage.

Pox

10% chance to skip your turn to scratch yourself. Your basic attack has a 50% chance to inflict Poison 1. 5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

Pox

10% chance to skip your turn to scratch yourself. Your basic attack has a 50% chance to inflict Poison 1. 5% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

Primordial Dwarf

-2-2-2-2-2-2+12

Primordial Dwarf

-2-2-2-2-2-2+12

Psychosis

+1+1+1+1+1+1+1

Gain Madness for the rest of the battle after this unit ends their first turn.

Psychosis

+1+1+1+1+1+1+1

Gain Madness for the rest of the battle after this unit ends their first turn.

Punctured Eye

+10% miss chance. You can't equip face armor. Gain an eyeball trinket.

Punctured Eye

+10% miss chance. You can't equip face armor. Gain an eyeball trinket.

Purple Fetin

You have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn. You can reroll your level up options 3 times.

Purple Fetin

You have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn. You can reroll your level up options 3 times.

Rabies

Your basic attack is a melee attack. You can't equip face armor. After each battle, gain +2 Strength and -1 Intelligence. If your Intelligence is 0 or less, you have Madness.

Rabies

Your basic attack is a melee attack. You can't equip face armor. After each battle, gain +2 Strength and -1 Intelligence. If your Intelligence is 0 or less, you have Madness.

Savant Syndrome

-2-2-2+12-2-2-2

Savant Syndrome

-2-2-2+12-2-2-2

Scaly Scabs

-2+8

Scaly Scabs

-2+8

Scatological

Heal 5 HP when you Damage Poop. At the start of your turn, if you're near Poop, you Automatically Move toward it and eat it.

Scatological

Heal 5 HP when you Damage Poop. At the start of your turn, if you're near Poop, you Automatically Move toward it and eat it.

Schizophrenia

At the end of each of your turns, spawn a hallucination. It has Madness, attacks any unit except you, and fades after its turn.

Schizophrenia

At the end of each of your turns, spawn a hallucination. It has Madness, attacks any unit except you, and fades after its turn.

Schrödinger's Syndrome

50% chance to start each battle dead, or alive with max hp and All Stats Up.

Schrödinger's Syndrome

50% chance to start each battle dead, or alive with max hp and All Stats Up.

Scleroderma

At the start of each battle, you lose all but 1 HP, but gain that much Shield.

Scleroderma

At the start of each battle, you lose all but 1 HP, but gain that much Shield.

Sensory Overload (Face)

All but your face slot is locked. Your face item's effects are tripled!

Sensory Overload (Face)

All but your face slot is locked. Your face item's effects are tripled!

Sensory Overload (Head)

All but your head slot is locked. Your head item's effects are tripled!

Sensory Overload (Head)

All but your head slot is locked. Your head item's effects are tripled!

Sensory Overload (Neck)

All but your neck slot is locked. Your neck item's effects are tripled!

Sensory Overload (Neck)

All but your neck slot is locked. Your neck item's effects are tripled!

Sensory Overload (Trinket)

All but your trinket slot is locked. Your trinket's effects are tripled!

Sensory Overload (Trinket)

All but your trinket slot is locked. Your trinket's effects are tripled!

Sensory Overload (Weapon)

All but your weapon slot is locked. Your weapon's effects are tripled!

Sensory Overload (Weapon)

All but your weapon slot is locked. Your weapon's effects are tripled!

Severe Deja Vu

Steven has control of you now. Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.

Severe Deja Vu

Steven has control of you now. Deja Vu will go away when this cat returns to the house.

Severed Thumb

You can't equip weapons. Spawn a Food pickup at the start of each battle.

Severed Thumb

You can't equip weapons. Spawn a Food pickup at the start of each battle.

Shunned

Take your turn last. Your heals heal for 2 less. +15% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance.

Shunned

Take your turn last. Your heals heal for 2 less. +15% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance.

Singleton

Your max HP and mana are reduced to 1. Damage you take is reduced to 1. Your spells cost 1 mana.

Singleton

Your max HP and mana are reduced to 1. Damage you take is reduced to 1. Your spells cost 1 mana.

Sleep Paralysis

When you are Asleep, summon your Sleep Paralysis Demon. When it dies, this cat wakes up.

Sleep Paralysis

When you are Asleep, summon your Sleep Paralysis Demon. When it dies, this cat wakes up.

Sociopathy

+10

You have Madness on your first turn.

Sociopathy

+10

You have Madness on your first turn.

Soulless

You are immune to buffs and debuffs. When you die, you don't leave a corpse.

Soulless

You are immune to buffs and debuffs. When you die, you don't leave a corpse.

Spina Bifida

+5-5

Spina Bifida

+5-5

Spontaneous Combustion

When you take damage from an ability, you have a 15% chance to inflict Burn 5 on yourself and adjacent units.

Spontaneous Combustion

When you take damage from an ability, you have a 15% chance to inflict Burn 5 on yourself and adjacent units.

Stinky

Adjacent units move away from you at the start of their turns.

Stinky

Adjacent units move away from you at the start of their turns.

Stockholm Syndrome

Whenever you take damage, move toward the source.

Stockholm Syndrome

Whenever you take damage, move toward the source.

Tachysensia

-3-3+8

Tachysensia

-3-3+8

Tainted Genes

At the end of each battle gain a random mutation. When you're downed, your corpse is destroyed.

Tainted Genes

At the end of each battle gain a random mutation. When you're downed, your corpse is destroyed.

The Common Cold

Start each battle with All Stats Down. 30% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

The Common Cold

Start each battle with All Stats Down. 30% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

The Flu

Start each battle with Slow 5 and Weakness 5. Your basic attack inflicts Slow 1 and Weakness 1. 20% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

The Flu

Start each battle with Slow 5 and Weakness 5. Your basic attack inflicts Slow 1 and Weakness 1. 20% chance of recovering at the end of each round. Contagious.

The Hunger

Your basic attack has lifesteal. If you don't deal damage to a unit on your turn, gain Madness 1.

The Hunger

Your basic attack has lifesteal. If you don't deal damage to a unit on your turn, gain Madness 1.

The Shining

Your attacks can't miss. +15% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance and +15% chance to gain Fear at the start of each turn.

The Shining

Your attacks can't miss. +15% [img:dodge-chance] Dodge Chance and +15% chance to gain Fear at the start of each turn.

The Zoomies

Your movement action is a dash attack.

The Zoomies

Your movement action is a dash attack.

Touched

+3+3+3+3+3+3+3

You can no longer heal HP.

Touched

+3+3+3+3+3+3+3

You can no longer heal HP.

Tourette's Syndrome

At the start of your turn, you have a 33% Chance to cast one of your spells at a random target for free.

Tourette's Syndrome

At the start of your turn, you have a 33% Chance to cast one of your spells at a random target for free.

Toxoplasmosis

-1-1

Start each battle with a Rat Familiar. Your basic attack Charms Rat enemies.

Toxoplasmosis

-1-1

Start each battle with a Rat Familiar. Your basic attack Charms Rat enemies.

Traumatophobia

Whenever you take damage, move 1 tile away from the source.

Traumatophobia

Whenever you take damage, move 1 tile away from the source.

Triskaidekaphobia

Your spells cost no mana. When/if you cast your 13th spell (across all fights), you die, and your body is destroyed.

Triskaidekaphobia

Your spells cost no mana. When/if you cast your 13th spell (across all fights), you die, and your body is destroyed.

Vegan

You don't eat meat.

Vegan

You don't eat meat.

Violent Outbursts

When you end your turn, dash forward 2 tiles, attack with Knockback, and take 1 damage.

Violent Outbursts

When you end your turn, dash forward 2 tiles, attack with Knockback, and take 1 damage.

Williams Syndrome

-5+10

Your attacks may Charm.

Williams Syndrome

-5+10

Your attacks may Charm.

Wobbly Cat Syndrome

-3

25% chance to block attacks and get knocked back 10 tiles instead.

Wobbly Cat Syndrome

-3

25% chance to block attacks and get knocked back 10 tiles instead.

Wrenched Neck

-1-1

You can't equip neck armor. Double the effects of your head armor.

Wrenched Neck

-1-1

You can't equip neck armor. Double the effects of your head armor.